Beard-O-Rama: Week One’s Whiskered Winners!
Drumroll, please!
The winners for the first week of the Ambrose Burnside Memorial Beard-O-Rama Bracket are:
Monday
“Stuart. Luxuriant beard and hair frame his whole face and bring his eyes out. That ‘don’t mess with me’ look.”
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Tuesday
“While they both look like they’re trying to touch their shoulder straps with the tips of their whiskers, Crook has the more luxuriant growth, so on sheer volume Crook wins.”
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Wednesday
“General Williams, far and away!! He’s got it all going! The mustache, the goatee, the side burns!!! Style, panache, the total package!!!”
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Thursday
“McLaws! Reminds me of Hagrid’s beard!”
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Our first-round bracket of voting coming up this week, which will get us from our Sweet Sixteen down to our Elite Eight.
Then the winners from each day of the week will square off against each other: Monday’s winner from week one versus Monday’s winner from week two, etc. That will get us down to our Final Four.
Tune in here or on our Facebook page, M-Th at noon, to see the new daily bracket and cast your vote!
Great results. I have to admit that even though I can try to be scrupulously non partisan in matters of facial hair, I would have to vote against the loathsome Schofield on principle.
Can we rate the women next? I mean, not the hirsute ones…